How to make a large Chocolate Cupcake cake!

It’s my sister in laws 40th birthday this weekend, and she asked me to make her a very special birthday cake. I know just the one to make..

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Quadruple Chocolate Cookies – Claire’s Allotment – Part 269

Try my Quadruple Chocolate Cookies. They’re very tasty. I know they may have lots of calories in them, but you can burn those off down the allotment. Give them a go, you’ll love them…

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Monday 4th January 2016 – We’re not lost, we’re exploring!

This is our family motto “We’re not lost, we’re exploring!” It’s been our family motto for nearly 2 decades now, since we went on holiday, I think it was Moraira, Spain. We were staying in a friends villa in a road, half way up a hill, and whenever we went out driving, we kept getting lost. We must have driven down every road in the area at some point. So ever since that day we’ve had this phrase as our family motto. We use this when we go out for wanders and aren’t 100% sure where we actually are. When the kids go walking with me, that’s usually what happens. I’ve got the world worst sense of direction. To give you a little example, I was in our towns shopping centre just before Christmas, and went in a shop that I very rarely go in, and when I came out, I had to stand for a couple of seconds to try and figure out which way I needed to go. All I can say is thank goodness for Google Maps and a Sat Nav!! So this morning the sun was shining and the sky was blue (it persistently poured yesterday) and today was the last day before the kids go back to school (George is Tuesday and Emily is Wednesday), so we went exploring. We drove to Bookham Common, Surrey, which we’ve never been to before. It’s run by the National Trust, so if you’re a member you don’t have to pay, if you’re not then it costs £4 to park. We took a map and decided to follow the “Purple arrow route”.

Come on let's go exploring!

Come on let’s go exploring!

So we all put on our wellingtons and off we went! The kids were excited about going, although George looks far from excited in the photo. Still he managed to find a stick straight away so he was happy. The first part of the walk was very uneventful and dry. This was very surprising considering all the rain that we’d had the previous day. We saw a sign that pointed to a “Bird Hide” so we went to investigate. Once we found it we had a sit down and had a look through the little peep holes. The hide was situated looking out over the “Upper Eastern Pond”, and we saw a wonderful array of water birds and some mute swans in the distance. I think it’ll be brilliant to return in the June half term to see all the baby ducks learning how to swim about. We then resumed on our purple arrow route. It was at this point that the lovely dry path stopped, and a muddy quagmire started. If you kept your foot in the mud for too long then it was fairly difficult to get it out. Every time we took a step, our wellingtons made farting noises, although some of those may have been George’s bottom. I am glad to report that no one fell over, I’m especially pleased I didn’t!

Just a bit on the muddy side!

Just a bit on the muddy side!

We finally got back to a decent track and it was at this point that we realised that we had no idea where about’s on the map we actually were. Had we gone too far, or not far enough? The purple arrows had disappeared and we were walking blind as it were. Now George is a Scout, and Emily or I have never been a Brownie or a Girl Guide, but even I know that there’s a compass on my phone and if I used that and line it up with the compass on the map we’ll be heading in the right direction to get back to the car. George didn’t even know he had a compass on his phone!! We went past a large pond that wasn’t even on the map (maybe it was just a very large puddle) and across a bridge, which again wasn’t on the map. We were just walking through woods. They’re named on the map, but not as you walk along, so you have know idea which one you’re going past. They all look the same with trees and brambles. George found a large puddle that, well obviously he had to go and stand in, it’s George and it’s what he does. It was deep, but not deep enough for the water to go over the tops of his wellingtons. Still it cleaned his boots.

A boy is never happier than when he's standing in a puddle.

A boy is never happier than when he’s standing in a puddle.

We then came across a “Play Area”, again this was not on the map. Had we transported ourselves to some other place I wonder. What is the point of putting a huge wooden play area in and not putting it on the map? The kids had a play on the cut down trees and climbing logs. But then we had a brief shower which wasn’t a problem, but we weren’t sure how far we were from the car. Then suddenly to our great relief we saw some purple arrows!! Yay we were saved!! But the question was were we going in the right direction? Let’s hope so. You’ll be pleased to hear that yes we were, and very soon we managed to find the car park and our car was waiting very patiently for us. We gave our wellingtons a brief wash off in a puddle and changed into some clean footwear before we drove home. We’d been “exploring” for about 2 hours. A well deserved lunch was in order when we got home.

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Thursday 31st December 2015 – What a year it’s been!

Before I get started, I just want to wish you all a very Happy New Year. I hope that 2016 brings you everything you wish for and much much more. For me this year has been a rather busy one. Let me just recap on a few. In January, Mark and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary (so you know that our 21st is coming up very soon). February was a very important month because that was when we drove all the way down to Southampton to pick up our rather sad looking and nervous chickens. Poor little loves were naked and scared of everything. After de worming them (poor Gandalf had Gape Worm as well) and giving them loads of TLC they are now very happy, and give us eggs every day. Every time they see me, either in the kitchen or the garden, they assume I’ve got food for them because they all get very excited. You’ll be very glad to hear we still have all 6. Gizmo still hasn’t grown a tail, but that makes her “special” in my eyes.

Latest picture of our feathered friends.

Latest picture of our feathered friends.

March saw the first of many school Gardening Events, where I encouraged the children to get outside and see what they can find. We hunted for bugs which they all love doing and with one school, we found some huge slugs which they were all very happy to pick up and hold. I also helped some with planting seeds (I hope they looked after them well and enjoyed harvested and eating). Hopefully I’ll get to do more this year. It’s so important to encourage the next generation of gardeners.

Let's get sowing!

Let’s get sowing!

I was also readying my Lottie and Dottie books at The Edible Garden show in March, which was amazing. I’d love to go back again next year, I’ll have to see if I’ve got time. In May, Lottie and Dottie Sow Sunflowers was published, and this seems to be doing very well. In May 2016 Lottie and Dottie Sow Pumpkins is published. This can be pre ordered now.

My second book of the series. I'm still finding it hard to believe I've got 2 books published.

My second book of the series. I’m still finding it hard to believe I’ve got 2 books published.

I was obviously very busy on the allotment. The year started off a bit slow, because if I remember correctly the weather just wouldn’t warm up (now it won’t cool down), so most seeds were a little late going in. Still most of them caught up and all turned out very well indeed. I managed to get a personal best on my heaviest ever potato, which weighed in at an impressive 1lb 15.9oz!!

My heaviest ever potato. Variety Sarpo Mira.

My heaviest ever potato. Variety Sarpo Mira.

Then the infamous Butternut Squashes, well you know how they turned out, not one normal one in sight, but then would you have expected anything less? My heaviest was 2lb 12oz and a bit. I ended up with 22 in total and we’re still working our way through them.

Little and large. Now I don't know about you, but I can't see anything rude about the large one!

Little and large. Now I don’t know about you, but I can’t see anything rude about the large one!

The Pumpkins also did well. I harvested 7 in total and the heaviest was 26lb. Not a personal best, but still a very good sized ones. They’re still sitting in the greenhouse waiting to be used. I’ll figure out what to make with them soon and let you know. Over the summer Robbie came and helped me on the allotment. He was brilliant and very helpful. I did work him very hard, and we were even up on the hottest day of the year (July 1st) for a couple of hours. I think the temperature reached 36 degrees! I dropped him back home for his lunch, then went and had mine, and then I went back up the allotment for more in the afternoon. Looking back on it, I think perhaps that was a bit silly, but I had stuff to do and didn’t push myself too hard, and took lots of water with me. I harvest my first purple Cauliflowers this year, and the most amazing cabbages, the best I’ve ever grown.

What a lovely Cabbage you are, and with a wonderful firm heart to.

What a lovely Cabbage you are, and with a wonderful firm heart to.

The Parsnips were brilliant, to be honest most things were. The only things that were pants, were the Onions and some of my Carrots were a bit small, but others were very good. I harvested the first of my Horseradish, which I was very excited about and am getting excited about harvesting the first of my Asparagus next year. Although because the weather has been so warm this winter, it’s starting to come up already. I was able to get on my allotment until the kids broke up for Christmas which is unheard of. Hopefully when they go back next week the weather will still be kind and I can get up and continue. Knowing my luck it’ll snow and that’ll be that until February. Now 2016 is approaching very fast (tomorrow in fact) and I’ve got loads planned for the allotment for next year. The it was Christmas. I cooked for 14 on Christmas Day, and we’re having the whole family over again for dinner tomorrow, but this time it’s 12 because my parents have gone back to Spain. Dinner is easy and is all ready for the oven tomorrow morning (not early mind you). Pudding is cupcakes. I’ve made 5 flavours: Chocolate, Plain (with Oreos on top), Lemon, Coffee & Walnut and Cherry & Almond.

Yummy Cupcakes for pudding tomorrow! There's 12 of us, so do you think 30 will be enough?

Yummy Cupcakes for pudding tomorrow! There’s 12 of us, so do you think 30 will be enough?

I would like to thank you all so much for reading my blogs and listening to me waffle on about various gardening things. Also for those of you who watch my videos and comment. I do read every single one of them (even the occasional rude comments) and answer as many as I can. It’s great to hear that some of the little pieces of information I give are used and you find them helpful. Here’s looking forward to 2016 which WILL be a brilliant year and I will finally grow a HUGE pumpkin bigger than 48lb!! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!!

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“You’ve got bread on your nose…” Favourite comments from comic-cons 2015

Such a proud wife of such a talented husband.

MarkStayWrites's avatarMark Stay Writes

It’s been a hell of a fun year, and one of the highlights has been attending a record number (for me) of festivals and cons to plug and pimp the ROBOT OVERLORDS film and book. If I was lucky enough to meet you, then thanks for taking the time to chat, if you bought a copy of the book, then you have my undying love, and if you torrented the film, then I hope your tiny genitals shrivel and die 😉 winky face!

The year ended with the biggest one of all, the MCM Comic Con at the Excel Centre in London. I was invited by fellow author and all round gentleman Kit Cox to join him selling and signing books for the whole weekend. Make no mistake, this is a huge event; the footfall on the Saturday alone is over a hundred thousand people, and they’re all eager…

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Friday 18th December 2015 – New Raspberry canes are in.

It was a gorgeous day today, the sun was out , the sky was blue there were only a few clouds to spoil the view and it wasn’t raining, even in my heart! So I spent this morning on my plot planting out some new Raspberry canes that I ordered from Pomona Fruits. I ordered 2 packs of 6 and the variety is Malling Admiral. Apparently they’re very tasty and grow very well. I’ve had my Raspberries for years and they’re now a bit…..eh! So I treated myself with some new ones for this coming year. Hopefully they’ll give me enough fruit to make loads of jam with.

They may not look like much now, but hopefully these Raspberry canes will be full of fruit in the summer.

They may not look like much now, but hopefully these Raspberry canes will be full of fruit in the summer.

Make sure that before you plant your new Raspberry canes, that you soak them in water for at least an hour and a half before planting in the soil. This helps them take in some water and then they tend to spread their roots much better once they’re in the soil. I got “Bare rooted” ones, which basically means that you get the cane with some roots on the bottom. They’re not in pots when you receive them, just in a plastic bag. They need to be planted out with in a few days. Also I’ve decided to cover the fruit bed with some weed suppressant. It’ll just make keeping this area more under control. Unlike the rest of the beds, it doesn’t get a thorough digging over every year, so the soil becomes rather compact and this makes weeding rather tricky especially with the couch grass. I will cover the fabric with wood chips, but at the moment, we don’t have any on site, but as soon as we do, I’ll put a lovely thick layer on top of the fabric. Just before I left, I harvested some more Kale for the chickens and some of my Romanesco Cauliflowers. They went in a little later than I wanted them to this year, so haven’t grown as large as I expected them to, but I’ve got enough for dinner. I might save them until tomorrow though, because my parents are here (they’re flying in for Christmas, we’re all excited) and I think they might like to try them. Now being a gardener and growing some strange vegetables sometimes, you notice some in the most bizarre places. Stay with me on this please. Last night, we went as a family to see the new Star Wars film. It’s very, very good. Mark is a massive fan of especially the first 3 films, (that’s episodes 4, 5 and 6), and he was a very happy chappy. Now I’m not going to give anything away, but there is a scene when 2 of the characters are sitting down in a restaurant with a bowl of food in front of them, and in their bowls were what looked like Romanesco cauliflowers!! If you watch the film let me know if you see them to. I’ll have to point it out to Mark when we get the film on DVD! Anyway that’s about it for today. I’ve now got to go and give the chickens their Kale and then marzipan my Christmas cake, which is in the shape of a snowman, but Mark thinks it looks phallic…typical!!

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Kitchen Garden Magazine January 2016

I had a little surprise today when Mark came home from shopping in town. He had bought the January 2016 edition of Kitchen Garden Magazine. I was a little confused because he tends to buy magazines about films and music. He’s not turned to “The Gardening Dark Side”, but there on page 74 was some one that he knew very well indeed. ME!! Tony Flanagan has picked out the best websites and blogs for allotment gardeners. I had no idea that this was going to be in, so thank you very much Kitchen Garden. What a wonderful surprise.

What a lovely little surprise!

What a lovely little surprise!

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How to cook Butternut Squash

“How do you cook Butternut Squash?” I hear you ask, well here is the answer…..

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Getting a poster signed is harder than you think. COMPETITION TIME!

I’ve said when he gets all the signatures he wants I’ll pay to have it signed.

MarkStayWrites's avatarMark Stay Writes

As part of Gollancz’s wonderful advent calendar giveaway for Christmas 2015, I am delighted to be able to offer a very special prize of a Robot Overlords quad poster signed by myself, director Jon Wright, and some of our lovely cast including Craig Garner (Mediator 452), James Tarpey (Nathan), Ella Hunt (Alex) and Gillian bleedin’ blinkin’ flippin’ Anderson!

Getting these signatures was no easy task. Jon, Ella and I attended the MCM Comic Con in Birmingham in March, and we signed a few for punters then, but they were all gone before I  could grab a spare.

And this was the first I had seen of the posters, which meant that when I was in the company of living legend Sir Ben Kingsley the previous week for his publicity stint, I didn’t have one for him to sign!

I did get manage to get some for EasterCon…

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Wednesday 9th December 2015 – I’m still plodding on.

I know I keep saying this, but I really shouldn’t be up the allotment digging over beds at this time of year! It’s just so weird. Never mind, I’m not knocking it! And it was a glorious day today, felt like Spring! So I spent a couple of hours today working through more beds. Now it’s systematic, which is great, because then you feel that you’re actually getting somewhere. When I parked my car on site, I have to be very careful because I’ve already got stuck in the mud once and had to be pushed out, and nearly got stuck once, but made it out all on my own (aren’t I clever…or very lucky). I don’t want that to happen again and have no one around. Because I would be well and truly stuck, so to speak!! Fortunately there is a spot very near where I normally park so that’s good. I don’t usually park there because of the stinging nettles, but when you’re wearing your wellingtons it doesn’t matter. Yes I drive in my wellingtons. I know that some say you shouldn’t, but I suppose because I’ve done it so often I find it much easier than driving in heels. I don’t drive any distances, just from home to the tip, or allotment and sometimes ringing if there’s snow or a load of rain.

So that's one entire length done of plot 2.

So that’s one entire length done of plot 2.

I managed to get one entire side all perfect, so that’s a quarter of my entire area all done. The compost heap I’m emptying and having a reshuffle of a few things, but that’s a work in progress and will take a while to do. Once that was done I then moved on to the next bed to see how far I could get before I had to go home. I cut down all the old stems from the Jerusalem Artichokes and weeded the bed. If I want to harvest any over the winter I’ll just dig them up, as and when I need them. When the stems get all brown you can actually pull them off rather than use secateurs (bloody word I never know how to spell it). I managed another couple of beds before I needed to come home, but will hopefully be down again before Christmas, but it just depends on the weather.

The Jerusalem Artichoke bed all weed free. I don't know where my frog went.

The Jerusalem Artichoke bed all weed free. I don’t know where my frog went.

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